2010-04-02T14:36:00.000-07:00

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Remember, these nude Simpsons playing cards are full size so you can print them out on card stock and assemble a deck. Imagine what your poker buddies will say when you've collected the entire deck of naked Simpsons cards and toss them on the table.

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Here's a taste:

Ladies of Springfield